BE EXTREMELY WARY AFTER MEETING W GHOST DOGS PAST SUNDOWN:sitting still on the comically broken bus bench staring past the rear of the express ashland bus as it stops for me lowered + waiting 5 seconds before leaving me alone again thanks! i wasn't sure if it would take me to the right place even tho it definitely would no, wait actually the reason i didn't move from the bench was because i thought it was currently the funniest thing to do especially w a dead phone everything is funnier w a dead phone but it got too funny tho someone across the street literally died from laughing so hard so i had to skateboard away from the crime scene west [2 jetskis have fun on the hudson river but they are not will smith + eva mendes + they are not u + i u tommy wright u creep at nite i want to hold my breath until i feel lightheaded + then kiss u i hold my breath until i feel lightheaded + miss u what if i moved there + we dated? i could win the mega millions but feel too scared to buy a lottery ticket] take the damen bus south home + eat fresh insanity is getting the same sandwich from subway every single time + for no apparent reason expecting it to taste like 8th grade insanity is i'm sry i have to go back home to the state i live in i'm working on making less selfish actions i'm working on making less actions EAR INFECTION CANCER LEG:every time i come home 2 my parent's house i eat some of my dead dog's tramadols + eventually they will all be gone + my parents might ask "why did u eat all the dead dog's painkillers?" + i might say "it looks like u answered ur own question" ✱✱✱
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